THE COPS vs
THE AH LONGS

LOGO & SLOGAN

"Mesra, Cepat & Betul"
"Mesra, Jika Cepat Bayar"

TEAM SIZE

89,197
3,403

HIGHEST RANK

IGP, Tan Sri
Tai Kor, Datuk


LOWEST RANK

Constable
Mah Chai

RANK ID

Pips On Uniform
Tattoos On Body


HOME GROUND

Bukit Aman
Bukit Bintang

FIREPOWER

Revolver, Semi Automatic
Meat Cleaver, Molotov Cocktail

STANDARD ISSUE

Hand Cuffs
Knuckle Duster

AFFLIATION

Interpol
Intertriad

SQUAD CAR

Proton Wira, Perodua Kancil
Proton Aeroback (With Extended Spoiler)

WANTED LIST

Displayed At Stations, Published In Papers
Displayed On Lamp Posts, Phone Booths


COMMUNICATION

Encrypted Wireless Network
Random Pre-Paid Cellphones

SPECIAL SKILLS

Surveillance, Investigation, Interception
Stake-Out, Ambush, Bone Re-Structuring

CROWD CONTROL

Water Cannon, Dog Unit
Fire Bomb, Killer Bees

BACK-UP

PVR, RELA
Car Repossessors, Club Bouncers

RECENT WIN

Stopped Siti Nurhaliza Hate Mails
Financed Euro 2004 Betting Activities

RECENT DEFEAT

Lost 1 Police Station To A Food Court
Missed 1 Food Court Financing Opportunity

RECRUITMENT

Via Mass Media
Via Friend Of A Friend Of A Friend

DISLIKES

ACA, Lawyers
MCA, Lawyers

FAV MOVIES

Police Story 1 - 5, Serpico
Jaws, Loan Shark, Mean Streets

FAV QUOTE

"Tengok Tengki?"
"Macam Mana Mau Settle?"

FAN CLUB

Rakan COP
Rakan TELCO