Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Name suggestion not for your kids in the future.

英语版本的看过了吗?
Mandarin
>Paul Chan - Bankrupt
>Anne Chang - Dirty
>Faye Chen - Dusty
>Anne Chin - Keep quiet
>Henry Mah - Hate your mum
>Jane Tan - Frying eggs
>Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs
>Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin

Hokkien
>Carl Cheng - Buttock
>Monica Cheng - Touching your buttocks
>Lucy Leow - You are dead
>Suzie Leow - Lost till death
>Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea
>Danny See - Squeeze you to death
>Corrine Tai - Poor fellow
>Rosie Teng - Screws and nails
>Carmen Teng - Leg hair long
>Pete Tsai - Nose droppings


^hoon为一谈。续^

取名字一定要小心呀!

史仁投 (死人头)
杜子腾 (肚子疼)
尤咏慈 (游泳池)
梁良昌 (娘娘腔)
吴仁耀 (无人要)
魏笙梓 (卫生纸)
吕彤智 (姓蓝也可以)(女同志)(男同志)
陶仁彦 (讨人厌)
蔡升崇 (菜生虫)
范坚强 (反过来念看看)
甘礼良 (不改名不行)
朱逸群 (猪一群)
杨毅之 (羊一只)


^hoon为一谈^

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

SUCKER HAG

I had ping pong, yet I doesn’t very keen about it, since I don’t know how to play, but today, the funny Mei Kee was with me during co-curricular activities, both of us had such fun playing ping pong, for once, and I played until the teacher in-change told us that we had to leave. Thus we left with a extremely happy mood while joking on the way to meet ShuTing. After that, three of us headed back to our class.

On our way, we passed by Yong Moi Moi, I saw her glancing around for something, or rather, someone. Immediately, I knew that she was looking for a petty KULI (苦力) to do her worthless task which she alone was too lazy to do it. I thought that since I was no longer her underlings and pitiful KULI, I was sacked by her without the Pn. Lim Pek Cho being notified, I can just walked pass her without feeling scare or intimidated. And then, she spotted me, she motioned me to come to her side, WHAT THE HECK?!
“Ar, you come here,” she said. “there’s something I want you to do, take this paper to Pn. Konasuyagi(something like that),”
“Har? Do something?” I said reluctantly with a unhappy face since I know that once she asked you to do something, it is going to be a real annoying and tiring job, you gotta run up and run down, at that moment I just wanna go home. So I added, “but you sacked me!”
And you know what the hag replied?!
“I don’t care whether you are being sacked or not, YOU STILL A MEMBER OF MY CLUB!”
At that time I was like, WHAT?! But I remained silent with a slight change on my face, from unhappy to unsatisfied. 脸黑. But the fact that, I can’t fight that Hag back, she is a teacher after all, and I’m a student, as a student we must always always RESPECT the teachers no matter they are right or wrong. SO I replied, “I don’t even know whose that teacher is.”
She rose up her tone and commanded, “She’s an afternoon session teacher, come in the couselling room and see her photo.” With that she entered the room which was just beside her with out waiting for me to reply, and before entering the room, I heard she said loudly, “DON’T SHOW ME THAT FACE and THAT ADDITUDE!”

STUPID YONG MOI MOI!
SUCKER HAG!

Sunday, April 01, 2007

class photo

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